10/9/10
10/8/10
Babies delivery and Corporate World
1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly...
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly...
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby
10/4/10
Rahul Gandhi Profile
Name: Shri Rahul Gandhi
Constituency from which I am elected: Amethi
Father's Name: Late Shri Rajiv Gandhi
Mother's Name: Smt. Sonia Gandhi
Date of Birth: 1970-06-19
Birth Place: Delhi
Maritial Status: Unmarried
Date of Marriage: -NA-
No. of Children: No.of Sons:0 No.of Daughters:0
State Name: Uttar Pradesh
Party Name: Indian National Congress (INC)
Permanent Address: 12, Tughlak Lane,New Delhi,Tels. (011) 23795161 Fax. (011) 23012410
Present Address: 12, Tughlak Lane,New Delhi,Tels. (011) 23795161 Fax. (011) 23012410
Email id office@rahulgandhi.in
Educational Qualifications: M.Phil. (Development Economics) Educated at Trinity College, Cambridge University, U.K.
Profession: Strategy Consultant
Positions Held: Elected, to 14th Lok Sabha( 2004)Member, Committee on Home AffairsMember, Committee on Home Affairs( 5 Aug. 2006)Member, Committee on Human Resource Development( 5 Aug. 2007 onwards)Re-elected to 15th Lok Sabha (2nd term)( 2009)Member, Committee on Human Resource Development( 31 Aug. 2009)
Social and Cultural Activities, Literary, Artistic and Scientific Accomplishments and other Special Interests: Associated with Rajiv Gandhi Foundation Jawaharlal Nehru Memorial Fund Sanjay Gandhi Memorial Trust Rajiv Gandhi Charitable Trust
Sports, Clubs, Favourite Pastimes and Recreation: Scuba diving, swimming, cycling, playing squash
Hobbies: Reading (History, Sociology, International Relations, Development, Management, Biographies), playing chess and flying
Countries Visited: Widely travelled
10/3/10
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