Husband and Wife

Wife: ?Honey, what are you looking for??

Husband: ?Nothing.?

Wife: ?Nothing..?? You?ve been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour???

Husband: ?I was just looking for the expiration date.?



Wife: ?Do you want dinner??

Husband: ?Sure, what are my choices??

Wife: ?Yes or No.?



Wife: ?What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body??

Husband, after looked at her from head to toe: ?I like your sense of humor.?


Girl to her Boyfriend: ?One kiss and I?ll be yours forever.?

The guy replied: ?Thanks for the warning.?



Son: ?Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up
my seat to a lady.?

Mom: ?Well, you have done the right thing.?

Son: ?But mom, I was sitting on daddy?s lap.?


Interviewer to Millionaire: ?To whom do you own your success as a millionire??

Millionaire: ?I owe everything to my wife.?

Interviewer: ?Wow, she must be a great woman.? ?What were you before married
her??
Millionaire: ?A billionaire.?





Wife: ?You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why?

Husband: ?When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.?

Wife: ?You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you??

Husband: ?Yes, I see you photo and say to myself, what other problem can there
be greater than this one??