Baby's' room

A boy goes to his dad's friend place late at night,
He was told to sleep in baby's room, but he refused and slept in the TV launch to avoid baby.

The next morning he saw a young, charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.
Who r u? The boy asked.

I'm baby and u?
Main ullo ka patha :p


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Son: Abba idher aa

Mother: Aise nahi boltey beta, daddy ko izat k saath bulate hain,

Son: Abba izzat k saath idher aaja.


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A boy went to meet his girl friend,
When he came at home..
Mom asked: kahan gaye they?
Boy: us se milne,
Mom: kisliye?
Boy: haan bohat kiss liye..:p


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TEACHER: baccho wada karo kabhi cigaratte, sharaab nahi piyo ge..
BACHE: nahi piyain ge

TEACHER: gals ka peecha nahi karoge, na hi unhain chedo ge..
BACHE: nahi karain ge

TEACHER: or desh pe apni jaan qurbaan ker do gey..
BACHE: ker dain ge. Aisi zindagi ka or kerna b kya.