FACTS OF LIFE

Money is not everything
There's MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals
they are so tasty.

Love thy neighbor
But don't get caught .


Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop

A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject

Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children


Behind every successful man, there is one woman
and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Wise never marry
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.


Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a
day than waking up every morning

"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
So what? Who's in a hurry?

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know
So. Why learn.