12/16/09

Joke

One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives
complaining of Serious back pain. The doctor examines
him and asks him

" OK,what happened to your back?" The patient replies,

"You know that I work for a local night club? This morning
I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my
bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife
and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door
and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I
saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed
the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car
wreck.The doctor said

"My previous patient was looked bad, but you look terrible.
What the hell happened to you?" He replied,

"You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was
the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was
running late.I was running out of the building, getting
dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was
hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other
two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks,

"What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

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